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Month: April 2022

Vancouver is a trapezoid

Vancouver is a trapezoid.

London is grown-up.

San Francisco is a garbage pile of creative genius.

Los Angeles is pretend.

Venice is mythical.

Sheffield is an anchor of cold hard rock.

Peterborough is L-shaped.

Manila is delicious.

Portland is a haze.

Orlando is glistening skin.

Chico is coffee at home.

Ypres is Cafés and falling off chairs.

Dublin is musical.

Frankfurt is on time with sauce udders.

Hong Kong is a blurry queue.

Barcelona is sunny sandwiches.

Milan is exposed to the world.

New Orleans is drunk and in love.

Baltimore is Old Bay.

Edinburgh is a whisky volcano.

©2024 David Newton